Drivin' down the interstate, runnin' thirty minutes late
Singin' Margaritaville and minding my own
Some foreign car drivin' through with a road rage attitude
Pulled up beside me talkin' on a cell phone
He started yellin' at me like I did somethin' wrong
He flipped me the bird and then he was gone
Some beach, somewhere
There's a big umbrella casting shade
Over an empty chair
Palm trees are growing and warm breeze is blowing
I picture myself right there
On some beach, somewhere
I circled the parking lot, tryin to find a spot
Just big enough I could park my old truck
A man with a big cigar, was gettin' into his car
I stopped and I waited for him to back up
But from out of nowhere a Mercedes Benz
Came cruisin' up and whipped right in
Some beach, somewhere
There's nowhere to go and you got all day
To get there
There's cold margaritas and hot senoritas
Smiling with long dark hair
On some beach, somewhere
Well I sat in that waitin' room, it seemed like all afternoon
The nurse finally said, doc's ready for you
You're not gonna feel a thing, we'll give you some novacaine
That tooth'll be fine in a minute or two
But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum
And he started drilling before I was numb
Some beach, somewhere
There's a beautiful sunset
Burning up the atmosphere
There's music and dancing and lovers romancing
The salty evening air
On some beach, somewhere
On some beach, somewhere