#1.
I was slippin' and a slidin' with Long Tall Sally,
Peepin' and a-hidin' duckin' back in the alley.
Don't wanna Rip It Up, don't wanna dance with Annie,
I got a brand new lover named Short Fat Fannie.
#2.
One day while I was busy in the Heartbreak Hotel.
That's where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell.
I told her that I loved her, I'd never leave her
She put her arms around me gave me Fever.
She's my Tutti-Fruitti, I love the child so
she watch me like a Hound Dog everywhere I go.
Whenever I'm around I'm on my P's and Q's
She might step on my Blue Suede Shoes.
#3.
Well, at a honky-tonk party just the other night,
Fannie got jealous and she started a fight.
Because I was dancin' with Mary Lou,
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue.
#4.
Short Fat Fannie she's my heart's desire.
Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire.
On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill,
now we're so happy and I love her still.
She's my big bad Tutti-Fruitti, I love the child so
she watch me like a Hound Dog everywhere I go.
Whenever I'm around I'm on my P's and Q's
She might step on my Blue Suede Shoes.
#5.
Well, at a honky-tonk party just the other night,
Fannie got jealous and she started a fight.
Because I was dancin' with Mary Lou,
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue.
#6.
Short Fat Fannie is my heart's desire
Got the kind of lovin' sets my soul on fire.
Short Fat Fannie, well I love her so,
I'll never let Short Fat Fannie Go.
A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.