She makes her face up like a nun
She makes you late and thinks it?s fun
You?ve hardly started when she?s done
And then on to the next one
She makes it cool to be so hot
Makes it look easy when its not
And when she?s gone you've not forgotten all the things she taught you
She?s always smooth and you so tense
You do the job she knows the fence
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
more or less
more or less
more or less
more or less
She makes a billion bucks a day
She loves the pipe and loves to play
She never listen when you say you?d like to make it better
She makes it hard to be so soft
You stick it out she chops it off
It doesn?t bleed too much
And often you find you enjoy it
Sometimes she makes you wait in line
Some stupid fat man takes his time
It makes you yell out loud
Hey I?m so special I?m so special
She?s always smooth and you so tense
You do the job she knows the fence
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
She acts like this is having fun
I know I shouldn?t be so blunt
She?s just a lousy rotten but I know I shouldn?t say that
I?m the one who cares
Yeah I?m the only one who cares
I?m the only one who cares
I?m the only one who cares
I?m the only one
Yeah I?m the only one
Fade