I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich
When a man walked up to me
'Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?
If music be the food of love are you the indigestion?
Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly yes.
Found myself standing 'mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads
Would you mind, dear boy, I just can't stand all this tension
Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pensionâ?
No-oh-oh-oh, fuck off no.
Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom
When he reached out for the jar
He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet
A Haliborange overdose that's not the right way
To ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill yourself.
Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion
That's the third biro that you've broke and all day I cannot wait
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mateâ?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stallion.
Me and my girl sealclubbing
Me and my girl out on the ice
Me and my girl sealclubbing
Me and my girl oh so nice.
Me and my girl sealclubbing
Me and my girl out on the ice
Me and my girl sealclubbing
Me and my girl oh paradise.