Up in the morning putting on my underwear,
The answer finally strikes me, where came from I don’t care.
It’s been hard to say it, but now I know it’s time,
I admit I owe it all to briefs from Calvin Klein.
Now that I know it, it changes everything,
I guess my drinking habits, will never be the same.
I’ve learned the difference between a bottle and a box.
I’ve given up Budweiser for those long romantic talks.
How come I love you when you have red wine in your hand,
I wondered a long time,but now I understand,
Vodka tequila despite whatever brand,
Don’t make me feel the same, when I see red wine in your hand.
Something about that vino just helps us to connect.
Even the best Chardonnay does not have the same effect.
No other spirits ever, with salt or on the rocks.
Now I look forward to my monthly wine club box
How come I love you when you have red wine in your hand,
I wondered a long time, but now I understand,
Vodka tequila despite whatever brand,
Don’t make me feel the same, when I see red wine in your hand.
Call me a wine snob when I have red wine in my hand
A man of culture, now I understand,
Lesser spirits are for me for ever banned
Don’t make me feel the same, as red wine in my hand.
Now I'm a wine snob
I say works like - charcuterie
Pallett,
Here's a big one, micro-climate
Nose, Finish, Varietal blend
Cork, Yeah, I"m a wine snob