Gatesy: Well, it doesn't take a genius to realise,
Being good at school can be cool.
Put on your lab coats, boffins rule!
Yon: (Stammering) Umm umm I'd actually rather you didn't use the word
\"boffin\", 'cause if anything it means \"having sex\".
Though your social skills may be crap.
Yon: That Playstation you're playing at - science made that!
Scod: That Ghettodeck you're rapping off the beats to - science made that too!
Tripod: Oh, science facts are useful,
That's why they teach 'em to ya.
Your teachers wouldn't screw ya,
Don't be a fool,
The science school is cool.
Well, you may not see a scientist do Rock and Roll,
But they understand the mineral properties of rock.
As well as the physics of roll.
Scod: Oh, Mr. Scientist, I burnt my hand bone on a boiling water!
Yon: How do you know it was boiling? Was it bubbling?
Gatesy: Help, help! I lost my ball bearing down the drain!
Yon: Then get a magnet, man.
Tripod: Oh, science facts are useful,
That's why they teach 'em to ya.
Your teachers wouldn't screw ya,
Don't be a fool,
The science school is cool.
Scod: Oh help, Mr. Scientist, I need you again!
How does a hot air balloon rise?
Tripod: Oh, science facts are useful
Oh, science facts are useful
Gatesy: Okay, everybody, rock and roll moment! Hold your lighters in the air!
Y & S: Oh, science facts are useful
Gatesy: Thanks to Issac Newton we can crowd-surf!
Y & S: That's why they teach 'em to ya.
Gatesy: Bikini tops are a great invention!
Y & S: Your teachers wouldn't screw ya,
Tripod: Don't be a fool,