Yes I can, no I can't,
Yes I can, no I can't,
Yes I can, I swear to it,
That's just how my brain works.
Yes it is, no it isn't,
Yes it is, no it isn't,
Yes it is, I know that,
I know it sounds absurd but
We first met in the summer of my twenty-second year,
I got scared and they appeared out of thin air.
Verse 2: (Same as Verse 1)
They knew my name,
they screamed and screamed,
Well you could say that I'm well liked
But I'll never be friendless
Or you could say that I'm alright
Or you could say schizophrenic