I wanna meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa
(meet Santa)
I wanna meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa
(meet Santa)
I wanna see Santa Claus, the real real Santa
(meet Santa)
he wants to meet ol' Santa Claus
I took my brother to the department store
he wanted to show Santa his Christmas list
he stood in line and he shook like a leaf
he's only five and a half goin' on six
he said, "Is that really Santa Claus, really really Santa?"
(that Santa)
"Is that really Santa Claus, really really Santa?"
(that Santa)
"Is that really Santa Claus, really really Santa?"
(that Santa)
hope he thinks that's Santa Claus
I picked him up and put him on Santa's lap
and then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt
he yanked the beard right on off of his chin
and in his eyes I could see he was hurt
he said, "You're not really Santa Claus, you're really not Santa."
(not Santa)
"You're not really Santa Claus, you're really not Santa."
(not Santa)
"You're not Santa Claus, you're really not Santa."
(not Santa)
he's just helpin' Santa Claus
guitar Solo: (palm muted)
he's just helpin' Santa Claus, the real real Santa
(helpin' Santa)
he's helpin' Santa Claus, the real real Santa
(helpin' Santa)
he's just helpin' Santa Claus, the real real Santa
(helpin' Santa)
he's just helpin' Santa Claus
he's just helpin' Santa Claus, the real real Santa
(helpin' Santa)
he's helpin' Santa Claus, the real real Santa
(helpin' Santa)
he's just helpin' Santa Claus, the real real Santa
(helpin' Santa)
he's just helpin' Santa Claus