(repeat through spoken section until )
(the last chord progression of spoken
section, ending with the G on "I'm a
I saw an old man slip and fall
Hey, what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral
Ha ha ha. Classic comedy.
Everything that once was sad
Is somehow funny now
The Holocaust and 9/11
That shit's funny 24/7, cuz
Tragedy will be exclusively joked about
Because my empathy is bumming me out
Goodbye, sadness
Hello jokes.