You're my sidekick
You're my alibi
You're my right hand man
I'm your homeboy
I'm your main dude
I'm your best laid plan
When the shit hits the fan
Can I make you understand
I don't know
Would you still be my friend if I made out with your mother
Would you still be my friend if I beat up your brother
Cause I'd still be friends with you
Cause that's what real friends do
You're my defense
You're my samurai
You're the man
You're the man
Theres no secrets
Theres no need to lie
Words are not enough to best describe us
When the shit hits the fan
Can I make you understand
I don't know
Would you still be my friend if I broke into your house
Pissed in your shoes and relieved you of your eyebrows
I'd still be friends with you
Cause that's what real friends do
These scenarios have all been hypothetical so far
Bad news is I think I brought your girlfriend to the brink
While you were sleeping off the drinking in the backseat of your car
I will still be your friend no matter what happens
I will still be your friend through the good times and the bad ones
Cause I'll always be there for you
Cause that's what real friends do (4x)