G'day mates time to celebrate australia
The land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya
Come along and join us at this grand buccanalia
Filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya
verse 1
Start the day out with brekkies rock melon and bangers
While sipping on a cuppa i take mine flat white
Take a stroll down the foot path passing by all the wankers
Light a fag for a smoko as we soak in the sights
Hungry jack or maccas cause i'm hungry for sangers
Or would some dog's eye be better for a bite
A wobbly dag's throwing a bucks it's sure to be crackers
Throwing fillets on the barby it's going off tonight
G'day mates time to celebrate australia
The land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya
Come along and join us at this grand buccanalia
Filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya
verse 2
Throw on your bathers and your sunnies and run out to the beach
Watch the shark biscuits and surfies as the water they breach
Grab some stubbies at bottle-o so we can all get pissed
Sucking down on some clean skins finding sheila's to kiss
I prefer mine to be cheaky but it don't matter heaps
Mad as a cut snake that don't give me the creeps
Avoid the word fanny cause that word don't mean tush
When mozzies get bad load the boot and head to the bush
G'day mates time to celebrate australia
The land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya
Come along and join us at this grand buccanalia
Filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya
verse 3
The bushies can be feral but just tell them get stuffed
But if they're still acting up they may have to get roughed
Or perhaps make them friends and get em racked up
Share with them from your esky and all yell hup hup
Making malakas your mates and avoiding the fight
It's bound to be ripper a total big night
Sucking down on those schooners with a wreckless fury
And when they give their ta just tell em no worries
G'day mates time to celebrate australia
The land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya
Come along and join us at this grand buccanalia
Filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya
verse 4
The next day if you're knackered just chuck a sickle
If your boss is a tosser tell him to suck your pickle
If you're felling a bit queezy you can unload in the dunny
But not in the rubbish cause that shit can get runny
After your stomache settles down eat some pasta with dead horse
Chug another tinny then head out and plot a course
Buy a postie fairy floss cause then she'll wanna root
G'day mates time to celebrate australia
The land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya
Come along and join us at this grand buccanalia
Filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya