verse 1
You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare (no you don?t!)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair (no it?s not!)
And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car
Pre-Chorus 1
Vroom vroom
Fuck you (fuck you!)
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!)
verse 2
You won't have to climb a wall (yes you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all (not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds
Pre-Chorus 2
Cha-ching
Fuck you (fuck you!)
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha)
Bridge
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody?s fucking business
N.C.
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
What if