Well, we live in a trailer at the edge of town You never see us because we don't come around We got twenty five rifles just to keep the population down But we need you now and that's why I'm hangin' 'round So you be good to me and I'll be good to you And in this land of conditions I'm not above suspicion I won't attack you but I won't back you Well, it's so good to be here asleep on your lawn Remember your guard dog? Well, I'm afraid that he's gone It was such a drag to hear him whining all night long Yes, that was me with the doves setting them free near the factory Where you built your computer love I hope you get the connection because I can't take the rejection I won't deceive you, I just don't believe you Guitar Solo Well, I'm a barrel of laughs with my carbine on I keep 'em hopping until my ammunition's gone But I'm still not happy I feel like there's something wrong I got the revolution blues I see bloody fountains And ten million dune buggies coming down the mountains Well, I hear that Laurel Canyon is full of famous stars But I hate them worse than lepers and I'll kill them in their cars Outro