I drive by airports three days a day
Synchronizing every single move
It's on the airwaves you're coming my way
Sure I don't have much to lose
I'm a fumbled rekkid star
They call me DJ Mini-mart
'Cause that's where I work
Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame
And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name
I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose
For page two news, it's my retrieval of you
I'm right be-hind you, don't turn a-round
I was the one that cut your first song
Get in the backseat, keep your head down
Didn't I shout it out all night long?
Now I'm a fabled rekkid star
They call me DJ Mini-mart
'Cause that's where I work
Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame
And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name
I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose
For page two news, it's my retrieval of you
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I've got a boxcar with blankets and bread
In Sector 9 where no one goes
I brought a pillow for that precious head
You'll be fine once you get to know me a-gain
I'm a fumbled rekkid star
They call me DJ Mini-mart
'Cause that's where I work
Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame
And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name
I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose
For page two news, it's my retrieval of you
I drive by airports practicing re-trieval of you
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