Well, my pretty little one, how has it all begun?
They're teaching you how to walk, but baby, you're already on the run
Little one, what you gonna do?
Little one, honey, it's all up to you
Now your daddy's in the den shootin' up the evening news
Mama's with a friend, lately she's been so confused
Little one, come on and take my hand
Well, I may not have the answer but I be- lieve I got a plan
Honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
See if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mine
But let me clue you in, it ain't like him to argue or pretend
Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
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Well, they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't approve
Well, they've got to keep their eyes on you 'cause you might make your move
Yeah little one, I really wish you would
Little one, I think the damage would do you good
Well honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
We're gonna forget all about the battle, it's gonna feel so fine
'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink, e- leven on a scale of ten
Well honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
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Well honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
I'm gonna try to swing you up into my saddle, then we'll run but you'll feel like you're flyin'
Well, don't stand there, just look at that, this dream ain't gonna end
Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
Honey, let me introduce you