Look'a here
Better hurry up and check it out
Look'a here, look'a here
verse 1
Your steak
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
Your Cadillac
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
Your champagne
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
Have no fear, I'm already here
I'll tell you now
(I'm qualified)
You know that I'm qualified
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
verse 2
Your top hat
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
And your sharkskin
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
The money you got
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
I'll tell you now
(I'm qualified)
You know that I'm qualified
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
BRIDGE 1
You may find me
In a project slum
Be hanging out
With all the skid row bums
I may be sick
And I may seem dumb
That don't mean you know where
I'm coming from
INTRO 2
Look out here
Just make a little room
verse 3
Your social life
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
Your edu-ma-cation
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
Your woman that you got
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
I got the power to control
I can see clean through your blindfold
I'll tell you now
(I'm qualified)
You know that I'm qualified
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
BRIDGE 2
Look at me,
I'm filling up in class
And you better watch out
I'm filling up fast
Can't hang a jacket on me
I've been hanging out in the projects
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
These rubbernecks and rejects
INTRO 3