Prince Johnny, you're kind but you're not simple
By now, I think I know the difference
You wanna be a son of someone
Remember the time we went and snorted
The piece of the Berlin Wall that you'd extorted
And we had such a laugh of it
Prostrate on my carpet
You traced the Andes with your index
And brag of when and where and who you gonna bed next
All with sons of someones
All with sons of someones saw you pray to
Allllllllllllllllll to make you a real boy saw you pray to
Allllllllllllllllll to make you a real boy saw you pray to
Prince Johnny, you're kind but do be careful
By now, I know just when to stand clear
When all your friends and acolytes
Holding court in bathroom stalls, where you pray to
Allllllllllllllllll to make you a real boy saw you pray to
Allllllllllllllllll to make you a real boy
But honey don't mistake my affection
For another spittin' penny style redemption
Cause we're all sons of someones
Cause we're all sons of someones
I wanna mean more than I mean to you
I wanna mean more than I meant to so I pray to
Allllllllllllllllll to make me a real girl so I pray to
Allllllllllllllllll to make me a real girl so I pray to
Alllllllllllllllllll
Alllllllllllllllllll
Alllllllllllllllllll
Alllllllllllllllllll