MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE PACKARD
GOOSE
OR THE RONALD MCDONALD OF THE
NOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE
WELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED
DO YOU HEAR ME, THEM?
ALL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRITERS IS THE
WORST KIND OF SLEEZE
SELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NEW KIND OF
ENGLISH DISEASE
IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THE FUTURE
AW, SPARE ME PLEASE
OH NO YOU GOTTA GO
WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I WANNA KNOW
I BELIEVE YOU IS THE GOVERNMENT'S
WHORE
AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE
YOU'RE COMING FROM
(TWICE)
FUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH THE PEN IN
THEIR HAND
I WILL BE MORE SPECIFIC SO THEY MIGHT
UNDERSTAND
THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS
BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND
THEY BEST JUST STAY AWAY, HEY, HEY,
HEY.
JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY
AND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY
WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?
A etc. . .
IF YOUR IN THE AUDIENCE AND LIKE WHAT
WE DO
WELL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE
LIKE YOU ALL TOO
BUT AS FOR THE SUCKER WHO WILL WRITE
THE REVIEW
IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE
HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL