I'm halfway home, at the pub on the corner of the street
I see kids from school, but I stare down at my feet
Sports on TV
They scream for victory
A few blocks down, there's Dawn, she's got spinach on her teeth
In between the front ones, just a little bitty leaf
And I try to speak, but Dawn makes me nervous
And I get overexcited
Can't do a damn thing about it
My God we're shoulder to shoulder
Nice guy looking for a future lover
verse 2
The pet shop'??s closed, too bad, cause animals like me back
We had a dog once, we all just called her Kat
Was mum's idea
She's got great sense of humor
Later tonight, some soup, then I'll probably send a text
Hey Dawn it's Jim, would you like to have some sex?
And if that's too weird, maybe just a hot chocolate
I get so overexcited
Can't do a damn thing about it
My God we're shoulder to shoulder
Nice guy looking for a future lover
Bridge
I get so overexcited
Can't do a damn thing about it
My God we're shoulder to shoulder
Nice guy looking for a future lover
Outro
Cause I'm bored, bored, bored
Everyone knows it's hard living with mother (with mother)
If you can even call this living
Here's the right cymbal
Nothing makes a man feel more alive
Than when they're the tanging the hump of the ride
Tang the hump