I'm late, sober, and my friends are all wasted
I go home on my own with no friends that I came with
But, oh, it's such a laugh, such a happy occasion
I took a photograph and it turned out amazing
I don't understand you
‘Cause you've got a face like a slapped fish
Always in vain, but in vogue and on trend
Sure hope you calm down in the end
You're way too OTT, wish you'd go slowly
I think you've had quite enough
Time to get back on the bus
You ought to keep it low-key, you're too close to OD
I only tell you out of love
Just try to keep your head above water
Been smoking far too much
Friends told me, "You're hitting quite the low
I think it's time to go"
And I'm not one to talk, but I know when to stop
Clearly you don't
I'm dragging you home
You're way too OTT, wish you'd go slowly
I think you've had quite enough
Time to get back on the bus
You ought to keep it low-key, you're too close to OD
I only tell you out of love
Just try to keep your head above water