Only if you're certain
That I'm the perfect human
Only if the time frame
Will never get the blame
Only from your heartbeat
Only words in concrete
Never call to tell me
The beat went out of time
?Cos I?m a lazy quitter
I panic and I dither
I?ll only lose your patience
You?ll only find me rude
But I?ve the perfect body
For you to flip and carry
And all your friends will love me
?Cos I put in the time
I know you think you're only
Trying to love me
But I can't take a retreat
I hope you understand