Let me tell you of an interview with an Old Man Emu
He's got a beak and feathers and things, but the poor old fella ain't got no wings
Aren't you jealous of the wedge-tail eagle? - dom ba da little da da da
(tacet)
doo dee ba doo doo doo , boo da da doot doo doo doo
He can't fly, but I'm telling you, he can run the pants of a kangaroo.
Well he was the model for the fifty cents - oom ba da little da da da