Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
That's okay I can't complain
I'm still ali-i-ive
I'm still ali-i-ive
I'm still alalala-lalala-live
I'm still ali-i-ive
verse 1
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
That's okay I can't complain
I'm still ali-i-ive
I'm still ali-i-ive
I'm still alalala-lalala-live
I'm still ali-i-ive
verse 2
Since you've crashed my car
It just couldn't, couldn't be the same
Today on the wrong side of the road
An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right.
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes."
And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive."
N.C. (Pickslide)
She said: "Son, be lucky you're alive."
Bridge
A big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
Be lucky you're still alive!
Fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard.
Be lucky you're still alive!
Bridge 2
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to, to drive!
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive!
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!
Ending riff