I lost my first wife to a woman
Lost my second to a man
Lost my third wife to my cousin
Lost my fifth wife to my aunt
I said you gotta train them girls
like bulldogs, boys
If you want to keep them around
I got a case of Old Milwaukee
She won't never let me down
I like to drink em with my friends around
Suck em back till I hit the ground
They're here with me and
they'll be here till the end
Well the wife and the kids and the dogs are gone
And I can't get Jesus on the phone
But Old Milwaukee's Best is my best friend
They say Old Milwaukee aint the best way