First and last men walk this earth but only a few survive I'm the wizard of aus and I've got it all planned for my first nuclear device I don't really care about which way you vote cos my gerrymander works out fine I sell desert stretches like a big rubber glove to Japan for a nuclear device If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states, I'd buy the country at an incredible rate! Brisbane men stay home at night cos I outlawed all of the vice I'm the wizard of aus and I've rolled the streets dreaming of a nuclear device If I could get lucky I'd go out on my own and sell Australia the rice If I could get lucky and secede from the states, I'd buy the country at an incredible rate! (x3) At an incredible rate! (x8)