Oh, I hear them telling me that you're selling off the furniture,
and even keep my personalised autographs.
You might as well go all the way and sell your granny to the zoo.
And while you're at it, may I go to my psychiatrist?
He's making money out of making me laugh.
But I don't mind, I wish that I could say the same about you.
It seems to me that you've still got no values.
Oh, you know you're not so hot, no values.
You know you've got a lot, but no values.
And I'll be glad if you went away again.
No values No values No values at all.
The city shark is at the dark end of the alleway,
I like your wife's smile, I like her car.
If I had your lifestyle, I wouldn't go far wrong
on the waters of life you row your boat
into the strongest tide that you can find.
On the darkest of nights we were two of a kind.
We went through it all before the tide went out
and left us stranded on the shore.
How was I to know.
How was I to know.
Well, you ain't got no values.