Well, I know you're not the man that you used to be
Cause you used to be the man holding hands with me
And a little bird told me you?d be back around
So I shot that bird and I wrote this down
I don't even think hell is freezing
Over hard enough to skate on yet
I?ll keep checking and you?ll keep waiting
If anything changes I?ll let you know
Until then it's no, no, no, no, no, no, no?.No
You say your house broke now and you've had your shots
To your next girlfriend that will mean a lot
Yeah, you say you?d be as faithful as the day is long
Boy how am I gonna miss you if you won?t stay gone
Don't know why then, pigs ain't flying
Hardly high enough to clear that fence
I?ll keep checking and you?ll keep waiting
If anything changes I?ll let you know
Until then it's no, no, no,
In all my quantum mathematics calculations
I derived from the process of elimination
You're an underdog that?s overrated
I don't even think hell is freezing
Over hard enough to skate on yet
I?ll keep checking and you?ll keep waiting
If anything changes I?ll let you know
Until then it's no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no??No