My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad
I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad
I've been taking lots of drugs because they teach me not to care
Yeah I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair
Ooooooooh
My brother told that he's gonna kill himself tonight
With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife
He said that when he's dead I'll have his Nintendo 64
And I can play it all night long sitting on the basement floor
Ooooooooh
My girlfriend told me she doesn't love me anymore
And I wish I didn't care but I thought she was really cool
So I drank a ton of liquor then I threw up in her sink
She said next time use the toilet then she offered me a drink
Ooooooooh
