Nicholas...Albert...look I don't know where they are but I'd like you to meet
my two pals my buddies my two amigos I'll tell you all about them...well
I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
verse 1
Strange as it seems I met in my dreams Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Here's what they said to me 'Use your head
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Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
verse 2
So I said to Nick 'Nick tell me quick what should a fellow do?'
He said to me 'Boy easy to see boy
You should try a cigarette or two'
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
verse 3
So I lit a fag and I took a drag then to my great surprise
I started to gasp and coughed like a rasp
And everything spun round before my eyes
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
verse 4
So I said to Al 'Al be a pal what do you really think?'
He said to me 'Boy easy to see boy
Smoking's kid's stuff pour yourself a drink'
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 5
So quick as a wink I took a drink swigged a glassful down
First it seemed to hit me then it turned around and bit me
And everything went all spinning round
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 6
Well here is the joke when I awoke it wasn't finished yet
I noticed first a terrible thirst
And then a craving for a cigarette.
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 7
Well take my advice this smoking is nice and the drinking is really lush
As you can see there's no change in me
I'm still as pure as the driven slush
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Nicka Teen and Al K. Haaaall
