May I propose
A new tradition
Every year, we'll gather ‘round
Take off our clothes
Our inhibitions
Our silent fear; we’re safe and sound
We're all exactly the same
May I suggest
A routine practice
To help remember it's all made up
Go do your best
To stay distracted
God damn December won’t wait up
We're all playing the same sad game
May I propose
A celebration
Every year we'll throw a spark
As thе fire grows
We'll start a-singin'
‘Rejoicе, my dear! Before it's dark'
We're all fannin’ the same blue flame
We badly need
A ceremony
Some solemn vigil to recognize
It’s make-believe
The game is phoney
And the flame is fragile, it always dies
We're all exactly the same