Well I met a girl but she doesn't work here
and she was the one I could keep
the last thing I saw was a sticker NO FEAR
through the smoke from the tires of her jeep
I'm lucky that the turnover's high
cause things are never boring
cause everyone is humping everyone
at my restaurant
Everyone here wants me to date the waitress
who just moved here from Vermont
and now that I did everyone who works here
is doin' someone from the restaurant
now everyone i'm talkin' about
knows everything I do or say
cause everyone is humping
everyone at my restaurant
saturday! and she's gotta work
only place we can meet is the walk-in-fridge
drinkin' after hours
(3x) (1x)
Well I met a girl but she doesn't work here
and she was the one I could keep
the last thing I saw was a sticker NO FEAR
through the smoke from the tires of her jeep
I'm lucky that the turnover's high
cause things are never boring
cause everyone is humping everyone
at my restaurant (4x)