I want to tell you all about my new psychiatrist
I had a lot of others, now I really got the best
He's always got the answer, he doesn't have to guess
He's had much more experience, and costs a whole lot less
Oh yes, oh yes, my psychiatrist
verse 2
I used to be so nervous, I was way past tense
I tried to tell my conscience to please stop making sense
They said, when I felt guilty, my mother was the cause
But now I know the reason, is only that I was
Oh yes, oh yes, he's my psychiatrist
Bridge
So if you've got problems, small or large
His therapy is free of charge
For mental health, just take a look
He wrote it all down in a best selling book
Oh yes, oh yes, he's my psychiatrist (her psychiatrist)
My psychiatrist, (her psychiatrist)
My psychiatrist