Look at you, as fragile as a flower Still a little sapling, just a sprout You know why we stay up in this tower That's right, to keep you safe and sound, dear Guess I always knew this day was coming Knew that soon you'd want to leave the nest Soon, but not yet Shh, trust me, pet Mother knows best Mother knows best Listen to your mother It's a scary world out there Mother knows best One way or another Something will go wrong, I swear Ruffians, thugs Poison ivy, quicksand Cannibals and snakes, The plague Yes Also large bugs Men with pointy teeth and Stop, no more, you'll just upset me Mother's right here Mother will protect you Darling, here's what I suggest Skip the drama Stay with mama Mother knows best Mother knows best Take it from your mumsy On your own, you won't survive Sloppy, under-dressed Immature, clumsy Please, they'll eat you up alive Gullible, naive Positively grubby Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm, vague Plus, I believe Gettin' kinda chubby I'm just saying 'cause I wuv you Mother understands Mother's here to help you All I have is one request