Dream therapists, is your lucky number seven
By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven
During critical surgery when I walked towards a bright light?
Can?t get a hit? Seems like what you got to do
Is dial a Weller-gram and he?ll turn up at your show
Quite possibly, acoustically get up on the stage
And declare your band to be a really good band;
Fine shoes; incredible tunes.
Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt,
Flirt with brass and later rue it.
Wouldn?t it be nice to get home for Neighbours?
Wouldn?t it be nice to play the Albert Hall for ever,
And ever?
Shit Sellotape, just don?t know where it begins
And even when you do it keeps on straying to the side
Good quality stationery never comes to my house.
In bed again ? can?t be bothered getting up
Swing the lead again I?m just waiting for the man
From Camelot telling me that I?ve won the Lottery.
Let?s trash the murder mystery weekend
Let?s stage a couldn?t-give-a-thon
Summertime?s here and I?ve got no hassle
I could be a Goth on a bouncy castle.
Wouldn?t it be nice to call off the barn dance?
Wouldn?t it be nice to sabotage the hot pot supper?
Instrumental
Monmore, hare?s running, Monmore, hare?s running,
Monmore, hare?s running, Monmore, hare?s running,
Monmore, hare?s running, Monmore, hare?s running,
Monmore, hare?s running, Monmore, hare?s running.