Verse
I woke up this morning, my Jacuzzi wouldn't work
Then the butler quit on me, man, can you believe it? Jerk!
I got the blues right there, mean and low
I'm as low as the heels of my alligator shoes
You should know how it feels
to have these millionaire blues
Millionaire blues
Verse
Well, I found one of my bathrooms and I made it to the sink
I called one of my managers up and I poured myself a drink
Checked myself in the mirror, my hair was looking good, but
I had the blues right there, mean and mean and mean and low
As low as the heels on my alligator shoes
You should know how it feels to have these millionaire blues
Millionaire blues
Get down!
Verse
Well, so much for breakfast, I couldn't face lunch
I thought I'd raise my spirits with a little champagne brunch
Can you believe it, man, this other monkey won't let me in the bar!
I said, I said, 'Don't you know who I am, man?'
And he says, 'No', no! Can you believe it?
I'm as low as the heels of these alligator shoes
You should know how it feels to have these millionaire blues
Millionaire blues to have these millionaire blues
Millionaire blues
Outro
Bad, bad!
That's bad!
Ah, I like that!
That's good.
Oh yeah
You'll never work in this town again