Get yourself ready for a trip to McDonaldland,
Take along a friend, and grab a hold of Ronald's hand.
Follow Ronald McDonald through the land of Apple Pie Trees,
And don't be surprised if you meet Big Mac and McCheese
There's thick shake volcanoes
You'll even find a french fry thatch
Now just turn around, and see if you won't find a hamburger patch
As you're heading for a McDonalds.
In McDonaldland a McDonalds (x2)