Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in the bog squad
No escape from this weird cult thing
Open your eyes
Look up to logbog and see
I'm just a member, I have no santa role
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
little man, scoot along,
Any way the sants vote, doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Verse
Logobg, just joined the squad,
Put my cursor on the link,
Pressed left click, now i've joined,
Logbog, how did i get here?
And now how do i leave the bog squad?
Logbog ooooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back online this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if no one ever joined
Verse
Campouts, what's this about?
Sends shivers down my spine
people joking all the time,
Hello everybody - I've got to come
Gotta gotta come to pismo beach and face the truth
Logbog ooooh (any way the sants vote)
I want to be elf,
I sometimes wish I'd never joined this at all
Solo
Interlude 1
I see a lanky silhouetto of a man,
Remy-Foley, Remy-Foley, will you do the "legitimoose"
Thundertrain and OP:D, very very frightening me
N.C.
I'm just a member, no-body loves me.
He's just a member from an old bogsness card.
Spare him his life from this cryptic server.
Easy join, easy leave, will you let me leave? Evelyn!
No, we will not let you leave. (LET HIM LEAVE) Evelyn!
We will not let you leave. (LET HIM LEAVE) Evelyn! We will not let you leave. (LET ME LEAVE)
Will not let you leave. (LET ME LEAVE) Will not let you leave. (LET ME LEAVE) Never Never Never Let Me Leave
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, Stevioso, Stevioso
Stevioso, let me go. Wilhelmina has a devil put aside for me,
Riff
Interlude 2
Hey my name is logbog and i'm the owner
So you think you can love me and leave me for alliso
Oh, tristo, can't do this to me tristo
Y'all gotta come down, y'all gotta come down to bog con
Riff/Instrumental
Outro
Bogsquad really matters,
The members can see,
Bogsquad really matters, Bogsquad really matters to me,
Instrumental
Coda
ANY WAY THE SANTS VOOOOOTE