Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
May morning, hanging round a trapdoor
Saw a girl like I?ve never seen before.
I wanna make her mathematically safe
Wanna keep her mathematically safe.
Take her up where we?re mathematically safe
Gonna wake up mathematically safe.
Mid table, there?s nothing much on my fork
It?s alright though ?cos I can go for my walk.
Around Cartmel, mathematically safe
Ain?t no alarm bell, we?re mathematically safe.
On a lilo in a sea of alright
I?m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight.