start in with a test of your intelligence and
zest for the counter-productive;
up and down and roundabout and out the back and keep your mouth shut tight!
The lights are staying out but no sweat, I've got aim like a Mack truck.
Guess how many fingers? Okay! Guess how many more I can stick there?
Guess right gets the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere.
I've been baking cakes for the enemy,
How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin?
I've been getting up close and intimate, some close calls but
hey! I'm getting into it.
In some states they say you can burn for it but I'll burn that
bridge when I get to it.
It's not a bad thing,
to get professional.
Mandy goes to med school !
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I've been taking tips from the government, I've been getting
damn good at hiding it.
Fifty bucks a month oughta cover it, two down now but who's gonna notice it?
And if you show up and I am unavailable, my partner Brian would
love to take care of you.
He is a nice man;
thoroughly reliable.
He's in a rock band,
and he goes to med school !
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