Smoking cigarettes by the carton drinking coffee by the pound
Slowly pulling my hair out by the roots
Acting funny looking in a mirror making faces like a clown
Just sitting here waiting for the man in the little white suit
Everybody told me you would drive me crazy
And they said you'd have me barking like a hound
But a fool in love ain?t got the sense to listen
Now my barking is the gossip of the town
Smoking cigarettes by the carton drinking coffee by the pound
Slowly pulling my hair out by the roots
Acting funny looking in a mirror making faces like a clown
Just sitting here waiting for the man in the little white suit
Just a crazy fool would believe the things you told me
I hate to say the fool is you know who
I'd sooner be the victim of a hanging
Then be a fool I am because of you
Smoking cigarettes by the carton drinking coffee by the pound
Slowly pulling my hair out by the roots
Acting funny looking in a mirror making faces like a clown
Just sitting here waiting for the man in the little white suit
Yeah I?m sitting here waiting for the man in the little white suit