It's a true story oh oh
It's a true story oh oh
It's a true story oh oh
It's a true story yeah yeah yeah
verse 1
This morning I woke up
And went for a ride,
And some wild outlaws chased me
And they shot me in the side.
So I crawled into a wildcats cave
To find a place to hide
But some pirates found me sleeping there
And soon they had me tied
Em * C *
And begged to be my bride
So I said id come back Wednesday
But I must admit I lied.
Chorus
It's a true story oh oh
It's a true story oh oh
It's a true story oh oh
It's a true story yeah yeah yeah
verse 2
Then I stepped into some quicksand
And no matter how I tried
I couldn?t get out, until I met
A water snake named Clyde
Who pulled me to some cannibals
Who planned to have me fried
But an eagle came and swooped me up
And through the air we flied
Em * C *
A thousand miles wide
And you?ll never guess what I did then---
I DIED?