Well when you're down on your luck you ain't got a buck
in London you're a goner now even London bridge is falling down
you move to Arizona and I know what
and I'll substantiate the rumor that the English sense of humor is
drier than the Texas sand
you can put up your dukes you can bet your boots
but I'm leavin' just as fast as I can now
I wanna go home with the armadilla'
good country music from Amarilla and Abilene
the friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
Well it's cold over here and I swear I wish they'd turn the heat on
and where in the world is that English girl I promised I would meet on the 3rd floor
and of the whole damn lot the only friend I got is a smoke and a cheap guitar
My heart keeps roamin' my heart keeps longing to be home in a Texas bar
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Well I decided that I'd get my cowboy hat and go down to the marble arch station
cause when a Texan fancies he'll take his chances
chances will be takin' that's for sure
and them limey eyes they were eyein' the prize some people call manly foot wear
and they said you're from down south and when you open your mouth
you always seem to put your foot there
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