Red, Green, Red, Green
Red, Green, Leprosy
There's two topics there, bang!
Less guitar in the fold-back, please.
Come with me down to the Elderlorns
We'll have a whale of a time
Twilight falling slow
Stickmen laugh in the distence
Painted by Worhole's wet dream
Yonnie wrote that line
And it's all perfect my love
But we're out of time
Down, down, down
Down down down
Come with me down to the Elderlorns
We can drink goonies all day
What e-ver that means
It's a South Australian thing
We'll make a balloon from its empty husk
And fly into space like a bird man
With a space suit on
And it's all perfect my love
But there's something wrong
We're meant to
But it seems to me
It would be be___tte___r
If you didn't have leprosy
We're falling appart
Well you are
Get it together man
Come with me down to the Elderlorns
We'll dance the Morning Man's tune
I've got a getto blas-ter
I feel like time's running out
We can't dance too hard
Cause you keep leaving your bits
All over the yard
And then the Morning Man came to me in a dream
He pointed and told me to choose
He showed me two apples one red and one green
If I picked the wrong one I would lose
One spelled Happiness
One spelled Leprosy
I monged it up
But it seems to me
If you didn't have leprosy
Pick yourself up off the lawn