I just found a place where the sun don't shine
Where your faith is decided way way ahead of time
And it's just around your corner next to a bacon lot
Next to that for sale sign and it's stuck into a pile of rot
Hey little big man don't be afraid
And don't be so discouraged, no one?s mind is made
Well somewhere out on the road there you might have lost your way
So we?ll take you to a motel, just a temporary place to stay
Mister Jackson do your thing
Bring home the bacon and that golden ring
Fanny Gonzalez told me she thinks you're cute
She thinks you might be the one to take of here bathing suit
Hiho Silver gabba gabba hey
I saw the last Ramone just the other day
Yeah, he looked healthy, he had a Hollywood tan
He wears that leather jacket like no other man can
Mister Jackson do your thing
Bring home the bacon and that golden ring
Fanny Gonzalez told me she thinks you're cute
She thinks you might be the one to take of here bathing suit
You need to take a breather and sniff the rose of romance
Love may be a retired idea but its making a fast comeback