You're the kind of man that seems to leave a trail
Behind him of the friends that used to be so close
But then in some concocted scene they've done you wrong
And so you write 'em off and bye bye they are gone
Chorus 1
If you don't like dogs
What do you like?
If you don't like dogs
You're gonna wake up some cold night
And howl at the lonely moon
If you don't like dogs there's something wrong with you
Verse
You're the kind of man who wants everyone
To think that he's successful, so you talk about it
And you write about it and blah blah blah
But way deep down inside you're afraid that you're a fraud
Chorus 2
If you don't like dogs
What do you like?
If you don't like dogs
You're gonna wake up some cold night
And howl at the moon alone
If you don't like dogs, better just go home
Bridge
I used to be a friend
Even now from time to time
I wish that I could see ya
Wouldn't wanna be ya
You might have a car, money, and a home
But you know and I know you'll always be alone
Verse
You're the kind of man who wants to know real love
But all that you can do is talk about young girls
And tell off color jokes and act all kinds of flirty
But when the truth be told you're afraid of getting dirty
Chorus 3
If you don't like dogs
What do you like?
If you don't like dogs
You're gonna wake up some cold night
And howl till your head's a throbbin'
If you don't like dogs what's your fucking problem?