I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
For the land of the tall palm tree
Aloha old Milwaukee
Hello Waikiki
I just stepped down from the airplane
When I heard her say
Waka waka nuka licka waka waka nuka licka
Would you like a lei? eh
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka makawaka wa wahini
Are the words I long to hear
Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka mooka mooka dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear
It's a ukulele Honolulu sunset
Listen to the grass skirts sway
Drinking rum from a pineapple
Out on Honolulu bay
The steel guitars are playing
While she's talking with her hands
Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanna polka
Words I understand
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka makawaka wa wahini
Are the words I long to hear
Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka mooka mooka dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear
I boughta lota junka with my moola
And sent it to the folks back home
I never had the chance to dance the hula
I guess I should have known
When you start talking to the sweet wahini
Walking in the pale moonlight
Oka doka what a setta nocka rocka sis boom bokass
Hope I said it right
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka makawaka wa wahini
Are the words I long to hear
Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka mooka mooka dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear