You say eether and I say eyether
You say neether and I say nyther
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther.
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potato and I like potato
You like tomato and I like tomato
Potato, potahto, tomahto, tomato
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajamas
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say laughter and I say lawfter
You say after and I say awfter
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter
Let's call the whole thing off
You like Havana and I like Havana
You eat bananas and I eat bananas
Havana, Havana, bananas, bananas
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part,
Then that might break my heart
So, if you like oysters and I like ersters
I'll take oysters and give up ersters
For we know we need each other, so we
Better call the calling off .
Let's call the whole thing off