It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey
It'd be a shame if something happened to him
It'd be a pity should calamity befall him
Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim
They say the brake lines on those big ol' Mercedes
Tend to fray with repetitive use
The fuel tanks have a way of leakin'
And the lug nuts tend to work themselves loose.
Seems the piano mover had a seizure
Just when Harvey was walking down below
That big ol' Steinway, it fell four stories,
Don't think anyone could survive that kind of blow
It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey
It'd be a shame if something happened to him
It'd be a pity should calamity befall him
Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim
Sat on my iphone and butt-called a mobster
"I'm sorry sir, to disturb your afternoon"
"but while I've got you on the phone, friend, let me ask you
Would you be interested in a job to do?"
Solo
Verse
The air sure is thin up in Park City
Winds are gustin' around those snowy peaks
That helicopter couldn't avoid the mountain
It didn't help that the hydrolic fluid had leaked.
Everybody!
It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey
It'd be a shame if something happened to him
It'd be a pity should calamity befall him
Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim
Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim