I close the office right on time, start the car and get in line
And I approach the Franklin Circle stoplight
My mind is working overtime, it's once again decision time
Which direction will I turn tonight
Stoplight please don't take so long, temptation's gettin' mighty strong
Chorus: To the left where dinner's on the table
Set with lots of love most every night
Or to the right where I know I'll be able
To satisfy my body's appetite
Should I go right to Mary's house or turn left and go home
Should I go left to right or right to wrong
(Repeat the chorus and repeat the last line at the end)