I have to laugh when I spill my milk at dinner
Or when the car starts leaking oil and antifreeze
When someone eats the cookie I had set my eyes on
Or when I'm late and I just cannot find my keys
My life is full of these annoying things
But what's the use of getting all stressed out
So I learn to laugh
I have to laugh when someone interrupts my sentence
Or when my pet has left some artwork on the floor
When the guy that's in the fast lane is moving slowly
Or when you call alert puts me on hold once more
My life is full of these annoying things
But what's the use of getting all flustered
So I learn to laugh
I have to laugh when I rip my shorts in public
Or when you accidentally sneeze all over me
When I set the alarm for six a.m. on Saturday
Or when anything so stupid is because of me
Life isn't over and the world won't end
So I try to smile, I try to laugh today
I've gotta learn to laugh
The policeman who catches me speeding He really needs to learn to laugh
Mr. Wilson from "Dennis the Menace" He really needs to learn to laugh
And Rich Mullins He really needs to learn to laugh
Or Guns 'n Roses Knock, knock, knockin on heaven's door
Sinead O'Connor She really needs to grow some hair
Bob Dylan He really needs to learn to sing
If you didn't think that was funny You really need to learn to laugh
Michael W. Smith He doesn't need anything - He's perfect